women, in 2019 we stop apologizing for our appearance.
“sorry about my hair, i didn’t have time to straighten it-“ No.
“sorry about my undereye bags i stayed up all night and didn’t conceal so-“ NO.
there is nothing wrong with your natural state.
you are more than how you look.
you were not made to be consumed by society.
fuck anyone who tells u otherwise.
!!! THIS !!!
Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance
Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way
this is like… the exact opposite of Jolene
In 2019 we’re encouraging bisexuals to return to their lost loves
some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me
other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand
#1 has worked in retail
#2 hasn’t
